Thursday, 5 February 2015

ह se Hindustan ... ह se Hypocrisy - Part 1


 Disclaimer - I do love my country a lot but somewhere down the line I'm not very proud of the way things work here.  

1) Indian Politics ... Corruption ... Law etc etc .. 
( Even talking about it makes me yawn) 



Lets talk about Corruption and Law?  I mean how many of us aren't corrupted? Haven't we bribed the traffic policeman or may be lets say bribed a government official even once? Well I have ... So have you. People take bribes only because we are kind enough to offer them a bribe. We all want the easy way out, Don't we? And Law ... What about Law? Are we all law abiding citizens of India? We all are little criminals, accept it .. Well I have broken the law a few times .. So have you. But when it comes to Politics we all end up becoming a saint. 

 I'm literally going mad these days because of AAP and BJP nonsense .. I'm sure there are many people like me out there who are going crazy too. Everyone is pointing fingers at each other to prove who's more corrupt. Is it AAP or Is it BJP? Well who cares ... We all are fucking corrupt. When will be stop this blame game? When will people stop being hypocrite assholes? Politics is nothing but a source of entertainment for the majority of population in India. They know shit about the topic but still everyone has a fucking view. I have stopped watching news channels these days ... I don't need to actually ... My neighbors are kind enough to keep me updated about who's fucking whom on the news channels. I prefer watching porn instead... At least its realistic. Ask yourself ... Do you seriously think that things are gonna change? I guess yes .. Things will change .. The day Politics becomes Politics again from Dirty Business things will surely change. 

2)  This one is really interesting 
 "All India Bakchod - Knockout"


While almost the entire country was laughing their ass off at this crazy new concept ( I am assuming this as their video went viral on youtube in no time) a few Sanskari citizens of India were apparently moaning the death of Indian Values and Cultures. Everyone had a fucking opinion again. My question for all the people who oppose this is very simple .. How many of you guys haven't used grrrrrr bad words like Teri Maa ki, Behen Ki or for that matter even Chutiya in your entire life? We all have used these words at least a few thousand times in our lives already ... Ok sophisticated plush assholes will translate the same in English ...  But none of us can say that we are SAINTS. Then why the hypocrisy? Why are we behind the lives of AIB? They had the balls to do it in public while we restrict it to our comfort zone. Now you may end up calling Deepika and Sonakshi a hypocrite but hey wait a minute ... You're a hypocrite yourself. We screw up values and cultures on a daily basis and when something like this happens we all become Sanskari. This is one of the main reason why I feel that the Indian society is full of Hypocrite bastards. 
Say for example when Kamal Rashid Khan aka KRK, the superstar ( LOL)  updates a status or tweets about his views we abuse the life out of him and then we get into the sanskari mode after watching AIB... Funny people. 

I mean if AIB fucks around its against our culture then what about the Saas Bahu daily soaps that almost all the women and most of the men watch with utmost interest where women get married multiple times? They just keep getting married.... Hahahaha isn't that against Indian Values and Culture? Think about it... Moving forward.

3) Inter caste Love marriages 
( My favorite topic )


"Beta tumne humari pure samaaj mein naak katwadi ... Tumhe pyar karne ke liye ek Muslim ladka hi mila tha? Char log kya kahenge?" says a Hindu Mother who's daughter is in love with a well educated sorted out Muslim boy. But then eventually everything gets fucked up because of these religious differences. Even though my country is modernized we still lack common sense. 
Girls and Guys these days are allowed to party all night long but when it comes to inter caste love marriages, we once again go back to the Sanskari mode and we start talking about our values and culture. I still don't get it .. What the fuck it wrong with you people? Don't you wanna see your child happy with the one they are madly in love with?  

"Ohh I am a modern mother .. I allow my daughter to wear skirts and go out with friends .. It's her life after all," said a Mother. 

"Aunty ji would you be fine if your daughter gets married to a well settled guy who does not belong to your caste?" I asked,

"Yeah kya bol rahey ho beta? Char log kya kahenge?" was her reply. 

Such is the level of hypocrisy in my country ...  

Well different people have different views .. This judgement is purely based on what I think. 

Ek puri Novel likh di is topic pe ... Kab sudhrogey Uncle Aunty?? 

Go and read Via Delhi -  A twisted tale of Love 

4) Woman Empowerment 


An open question to every single woman who is reading this.

How many of you feel safe in your own neighborhood? 

What more should I talk about women empowerment when the women in my country lack safety? 
The President of USA, Mr Barack Obama was in India for the Republic day and boy oh boy ... I was pretty impressed with the security in Delhi. Yeah Delhi ... Oye don't laugh ... I'm serious ... I'm talking about Delhi only ... So what if Delhi is the crime capital of India? So what if Delhi registers the maximum number of rape cases every year? We should be proud that we made Mr. Obama feel safe. 

Dear Ministers of India,

First protect the girl child and then talk about saving the girl child and educating them.

The Politicians of my Country are by far the biggest bunch of hypocrites that I have seen. 
Don't take me wrong please ... I'm not stopping you from falling in love with BJP or AAP. 

P.S - Where are all the cctv cameras gone? Bhadey pe liya tha kya? 



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